Real Live Girl (Soldier's Chorus)

Real Live Girl (Soldier's Chorus) - Sid Caesar

Real live girls

Real live girls

Nothing can beat getting swept off your feet

By a real live girl

Dreams in your bunk don't compare with a hunk

Of a real live girl

Speaking of miracles this must be it

Just when I started to learn how to knit

I'm all in stitches from finding what riches

A waltz can reveal

With a real live girl

Real live girl

Real live girl

I've seen photographs and facsimiles

That have set my head off in a whirl

But no work of art gets you right in the heart

Like a real live girl

Take your statues of Juno

And the Venus de My lo

Me lo

When a fellow wants you know

We know

Who wants substitutes I'll o

Verlook everyone in the book

For a real

Sexy Sally or Suzabel

Take your Venetian or Roman or Grecian

Ideal

I'll take something more uzabel

Girls were like fellas was once my belief

What a reversal and what a relief

I'll take the flowering hat and the towering heel

And the squeal

Of a real live girl

Real live girl

Real live girl

Go be a holdout for Helen of Troy

I am a healthy American boy

I'd rather gape at the dear little shape

Of the stern and the keel

Of a full time vocational

Full operational

Girl