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No Help Wanted - Rusty Draper/Bill Carlisle

Now I've got a gal from New Orleans

She's the cutest little thing that you ever have seen

She's got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop

She's big at the little and bottom at the top

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Do ya need any help

I can handle this job all by myself

Well I love my baby she's a little lovin' hugger

Cute as a button and sweet as sugar

I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring

And we'll get married in the Spring

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Well I can handle this job all by myself

Well she calls me her "little piggy-wiggy"

And I call her my "little thinga-ma-jiggy"

Every time I ask her for a kiss

I can hear her voice sound somethin' like this

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Could you use a little help

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Could you use a little help

Well I can handle this job all by myself

Do ya need any help

No sirree

Could you use a little help

Not for me

Just call on me if you need a little help

I can handle this job all by myself

Well I'm gonna take her honky-tonkin' tonight

We're gonna do everything up right

When the music starts we'll swing and sway

We're gonna dance till the break of day

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Do ya need any help

Could you use a little help

Do ya need any help

Do ya need any help

Could you use a little help

Could you use a little help

I can handle this job all by myself

There's no help wanted