#deep (Explicit)

This songs about how deep I am

I'm really f**king deep bro

So deep that it's called

Hashtag Deep

Have you ever stopped to watch

A bluebird drop from a tree

And take to the air

Me Neither

Have you ever stopped to finish out

A rhyme but the right words

Just weren't there

Meat Cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand

Cause they stick together

Yeah Often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean

Than I am a deep and handsome fish

A fish that's drowning

If the artistic process is a birth canal

Than I am a freshly jellied kid

Come witness my crowning

Cause thoughts of mine

Must be a sign that I'm

Hashtag Deep

If jesus can walk on water

Can he swim on land

Have you ever accidentally peed

On the side of the toilet instead

Of your girlfriends face

Me neither Me neither

Have you ever taken a side of bacon

And jacked off out place

The people in my life are like blades of grass

Cause they're all so grounded

But at least grass stays away

From my butthole

Art is a harlot

And I am her sassy urban friend

Mmm b**ch it's like your being so selfish

If momma is right and the world is my oyster

Than I must have an allergy to shellfish

You don't know

How could you know

If life makes you wish you were dead

Just put on a good movie

And then promptly put a bullet

In your head

Spend forever asleep

Cause life pales in comparison

To living the dream

Hashtag Deep

Deep - Bo Burnham