Nothing Left To Do

I shaved my face

And combed my hair

Put on a new pair

Of underwear

And sat on the porch

With my Labrador like

A hundred other times before

She changed her shoes and

Freshened up her face

Put on some skimpy sexy lace

And finally made her way

Through the back screen door

We loaded up

On the front seat of my Ford

And we went out to dinner

And we drove right back home

Watched an old movie and

Drank a half a bottle of Rum

Then we turned off the tv

And we got right down to it

There aint nothin left to do

Now that we've done it

Oh yes

It seems like

It happens every time

We get a chance to

Reignite that fire

We burn it fast

And then retire just before

The news on channel five

Yeah we went out to dinner

And we drove right back home

Watched an old movie and

Drank a half a bottle of Rum

Then we turned off the tv

And we got right down to it

There aint nothin left to do

Now that we've done it

After all these years

It can get routine

You can change the order up

Or use different names

Try it in the mornin or

The middle of the day

The end results

Still the same

Oh we went out

To dinner and

We drove right back home

Watched an old movie and

Drank a half a bottle of Rum

Then we turned off the tv

And we got right down to it

There aint nothin left to do

Now that we've done it

Oh Lord

We've turned off the tv and

We got right down to it and

There aint nothin left to do

Now that we've done it

Hey honey

Hand me that remote