A Fine Romance

A Fine Romance - Ella Fitzgerald

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance my good fellow

You take romance I'll take jello

You're calmer than the seals

In the arctic ocean

At least they flap their fins

To express emotion

This is a fine romance with no quarrels

With no insults and all morals

I've never mussed the crease

In your blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance with no clience

A fine romance my friend this is

We two should be like a kinds of each other

But we just feel like parts of us sadness part out

A fine romance with no clience

A fine romance with no patence

You just has hard to land as this plans

I have got your chance

This is a fine romance