Ice Cream As Main Course

We were the ones who paved the way

For this street trash of today

Tattooes and sports bars

You can't hear yourself think

Just the chink chink chink as they sink

Another jug of vodka

Mixed with an energy drink

But back in the olden days

We were cool

In Musso and Frank's

We ordered ice cream as main course

In a turban of silk

Drinking chocolate milk

With a shot of rum on the side well of course

Hanging with high culture refugees

You don't have to be nice

You never have to say please

In the precinct they built a 30's style bar

And then they put some guy on the door

Just to keep out all the 30's style people

Yeah myth made visible

A festival of festivities yes it is

Champagne for all

I needed someone to explain to me

What it means to be alive

Could you give me a call

Tank top no bra

No class you'll go far

Yeah that's par for the course

Yeah that's a hell of a look

And surely it couldn't hurt

If I just loosened my belt

And let you steer me steer me

Way off course

Ooh we were cool

In Musso and Frank's

We ordered ice cream as main course

In a turban of silk

Drinking chocolate milk

With a shot of rum on the side well of course

And sexual intercourse

That's what it's all about of course

After I'll buy you dinner

We'll order ice cream as main course