Dancin' Fool

Dancing Fool(Complete version originally performed by Frank Zappa) - Various Artists (歐美群星)

Don't know much about dancing

That's why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other

And both my feet's too long

'Course now right along with them

I got no natural rhythm

But I go dancing every night

Hoping one day I might get it right

I'm a dancing fool I'm a

Dancing fool

I'm a

Dancing fool

I'm a

Dancing fool

I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat

But I can't compete 'cause I'm a

Dancing fool I'm a

Dancing fool

The disco folks all dressed up

Like they's fit to kill

I walk on in and see them there

Gonna give them all a thrill

When they see me coming

They all steps aside

They has a fit while I commit

My social suicide I'm a

Dancing fool I'm a

Dancing fool

I'm a

Dancing fool

I'm a

Dancing fool

The beat goes on

And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on

And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

Dancing fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

Dancing fool

Youwsa youwsa youwsa

I got it all together now

With my very own disco clothes hey

My shirt's half open the show you my chains

And the spoon for up my nose

I am really something

That's what you'd problely say

So smoke your little smoke

Drink your little drink

While I dance the night away I'm a

Dancing fool I'm a

Dancing fool

I'm a

Dancing fool

I'm a

Dancing fool

I'm a

Dancing fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

Fool-uh

Hey darling can I buy ya a drink

Looking for mister goodbar

Here is

Wait a minute I've got it

You're an italian

Hah

Yer jewish

Love your nails you must be a libra

Your place or mine