The Once-ler's Traveling Madness (Original Demo)

The Once-ler's Traveling Madness (Original Demo) - Ed Helms

Written by：Ed Helms

Going off to make a thneed

I've got a cramp in my back and another cramp in my right rump cheek

You and I will have separate grandchildren

And we will say to them-melvin look I'm playing my guitar upside down

Don't look at me like that it's something to do

Ahem oh wait I forgot the words

You ever think really hard about boredom

Is that annoying

Is that annoying

Is this annoying

Look it's some circling birds I bet you that they're going to eat our corpses

And then the worms will crawl out of the ground

And then some other little critter is gonna come and make furniture

Out of our bones and sit on it and have lovely dinners

And this whole thing will be a disaster