Hockey Hair

Hockey Hair - Pansy Division

It's such a problem

It's got me in despair

He's such a sweetheart

But he's got hockey hair

Cut shorts on top

Long in back he lets it fall

A neck warmer haircut

You can get at any mall

People giggle and stop and stare

And it's not like he's unaware

But he plays hockey so he don't care

Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair

He's a wicked lover

He fills me with delight

He'll turn a bedroom hat trick

Three times in one night

But he won't change his hairstyle

No matter how I try

Though I know he loves me

His first love is the ice

I'd love to sit him in a barber chair

But I know I don't have a prayer

'Cause he plays hockey so he don't care

Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair

Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair

I don't tell him what clothes to wear

I'd simply rather see him bare

But he plays hockey so he don't care

Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair

Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair