Like A Boss (Album Version|Edited)

Like A Boss (Album Version|Edited) - The Lonely Island

Mr Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review

No problem

So you're in charge around here is that fair to say

Absolutely I'm the boss

Okay so take us through a day in the life of the boss

Well the first thing I do is

Talk to to corporate like a boss

Approve memos like a boss

Lead a workshop like a boss

Remember birthdays like a boss

Direct workflow like a boss

My own bathroom like a boss

Micromanage like a boss

Promote Synergy like a boss

Hit on Debra like a boss

Get rejected like a boss

Swallow sadness like a boss

Send some faxes like a boss

Call a sex line like a boss

Cry deeply like a boss

Demand a refund like a boss

Eat a bagel like a boss

Harrassment lawsuit like a boss

No promotion like a boss

Fifth of vodka like a boss

Sh*t on Debra's desk like a boss

Buy a gun like a boss

In my mouth like a boss

Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it sh*t

P**sy out like a boss

Puke on Debra's desk like a boss

Jump out the window like a boss

Suck a dude's dick like a boss

Score some coke like a boss

Crash my car like a boss

Suck my own dick like a boss

Eat some chicken strips like a boss

Chop my balls off like a boss

Black out in the sewer like a boss

Meet a giant fish like a boss

F**k its brains out like a boss

Turn into a jet like a boss

Bomb the Russians like a boss

Crash into the sun like a boss

Now I'm dead like a boss

Uh huh So that's an average day for you then

No doubt

You chop your balls off and die

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick

Nope

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

Nah that ain't me

Okay well this has been eye opening for me

I'm the boss

Yeah I know I got that You said it about four-hundred times

I'm the boss

Yeah yeah I got it

I'm the boss

Ok I heard you bye

LIKE A BOSS