36D (Short Version)

36D (Short Version) - Beautiful South

Written by：Paul Heaton/Dave Rotheray

Close your legs open your mind

Leave those compliments well behind

Dig a little deeper into yourself

And you may find

Come over here just sit right down

Needn't comb your hair needn't pout or frown

I hear you've turned our young men

Into dribbling clowns

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got

Make their day and go ahead

Remove your clothes lie on their bed

Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet

To the easily led

And before you do just what you do

Here's one thought for you to chew

The men who run the business that you sell

They screw you too

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got

You're just another 365 night stand

But you're so handy

You're so handy

You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land

But you're so handy

You're so handy

Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls

You're steven's andy's you're ian's you're paul's

Your body's through of fondly in the rugby mauls

But you want more

Your name is always mentioned in the jokes we crack

You're coaching horses and you will packs

Your clothes has turned the passive into maniacs

But you want more

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got

36D so what d so what

Is that all that you've got