I Can't Believe I'm Not a Millionaire

I Can't Believe I'm Not a Millionaire - The Popettes

Woke up this morning with a strange sense of dread

Brewed my own coffee made my own bed

No breakfast laid out no freshly baked bread

I had a pop tart instead

Fished through my closet to find a clean dress

Nothing s been washed the place is a mess mmmmmmm

Look for my limousine once more it s not there

I can t believe I m not a millionaire

Where is the room that hosts my shoes

The snooty butler and private mews

My invitation to Elton s bash

But most of all where is my cash

Awwwwwwww

Where is the room that hosts my shoes

The snooty butler and private mews

My invitation to Eltons bash

But most of all where is my cash

Dinner from Asda no lobster in sight

Tears at the check out this don t feel right

And as I lug my bags up three flights of stairs

I can t believe I m not a millionaire

Aaah-uh

I can t believe I m not a millionaire

Aaah-uh

I can t believe I m not a millionaire