Vampire Alberta Blues

Vampire Alberta Blues - John K. Samson

The vampire Alberta stalks across the money market rates

Ducks into a hummer

The vampire Alberta wears a bowtie and a pin that says

Support the arts

The vampire Alberta takes a photo for another slide

In the Powerpoint of all the places he won't remember

The vampire Alberta wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve

Of forest in the foothills

The vampire Alberta drools a perfect inky tailing pond

Shakes awake

The vampire Alberta lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads

I need another one of these so keep 'em coming

Good times are coming