Rockstar

Rockstar - Sure Shot Kid

I'm through with standing in line

To clubs I'll never get in

It's like the bottom of the ninth

And I'm never gonna win

This life hasn't turned out

Quite the way I want it to be

Tell me what you want

I want a brand new house

On an episode of Cribs

And a bathroom I can play baseball in

And a king size tub big enough

For ten plus me

Yey so what you need

I'll need a credit card

That's got no limit

And a big black jet with a bedroom in it

Gonna join the mile high club

At thirty-seven thousand feet

Been there done that

I want a new tour

Bus full of old guitars

My own star on Hollywood Boulevard

Somewhere between Cher and

James Dean is fine for me

So how you gonna do it

I'm gonna trade

This life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all

Just wanna be big rock stars

And live in hilltop houses

Driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and

The ***** come cheap

We'll all stay skinny

'Cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out

In the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's

Gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny

In her bleach blond hair

And we'll

Hey hey I want to be a rock star

Hey hey I want to be a rock star

I want to be great like

Elvis without the tassels

Hire eight body guards that

love to beat up ********

Sign a couple autographs

So I can eat my meals for free

I'll have the quesadilla

I'm gonna dress my ***

With the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the

Playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold

That loves to

Blow my money for me

So how you gonna do it

I'm gonna trade this life

For fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair

And change my name

'Cause we all just wanna

Be big rock stars

And live in hilltop houses

Driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and

The ***** come cheap

We'll all stay skinny

'Cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out

In the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's

Gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny

With her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out

In the private rooms

With the latest dictionary

And today's who's who

They'll get you anything

With that evil smile

Everybody's got a **** dealer on speed dial well

Hey hey I want to be a rock star

I'm gonna sing those songs

That offend the censors

Gonna pop my pills

From a Pez dispenser

Get washed-up singers

Writing all my songs

Lip sync 'em every night so

I don't get 'em wrong

Well we all just want to be big rock stars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the ***** come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary and today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a ****

Dealer on speed dial well

Hey hey I want to be a rock star

Hey hey I want to be a rock star