Nobody Weird Like Me

The freakiest show

I knowIs the show of my own

Living my life in and out

Of the twilight zone

Bust my britches bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature walking totem pole

Look and see

I think you'll agree

Intercourse with a porpoise

Is a dream for me

Hell bent on inventing

A new species

Bust my britches bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature walking totem pole

Look and see

I think you'll agree

Riding down the path

On the back of a giraffe

Me and the giraffe laughed'

Cause I passed some gas

Bust my britches bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature walking totem pole

Look and see

I think you'll agree

Enchanted as a rabbit

That my life is a dream

Well everything is never

Just as it seems

The freakiest show

I knowIs the show of my own

Living my life in and out