Makin' Whoopee

Makin' Whoopee - Cyndi Lauper (辛迪·勞帕)/Tony Bennett (託尼·班奈特)

Written by：Gus Kahn/Walter Donaldson

Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin

I am always on the outside lookin' in

Maybe that is why I see the funny side

When I see somebody's brother take a bride

Weddings make a lot of people sad

But if you're not the one they're not so bad

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous

Who can blame him He answers twice

It's really killin' but he's so willin' to make whoopee

Picture a little love nest I got you

Down where the roses cling it's very romantic

Picture that same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring I'm with you

He's washing dishes and baby clothes he should

He's so ambitious not really he even sews 2003 babe

But don't forget folks that's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Another year what or maybe less

What's this I hear can't you guess No

She feels neglected and he's suspected that's right

Of makin' whoopee

She sits alone 'most every night

He doesn't phone nor even write I forgot the number

He says he's busy yeah but she says is he

He's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Yeah five hundred thousand per who told ya that

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you pay six to her

He says "Now judge what if I fail "

Judge says "Bud right into jail" Whoops

You better keep her I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee

Yeah don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee