Dump the Guy ASAP

Dump the Guy ASAP - Lisa Leblanc

Written by：Lisa LeBlanc

I won't say it to your face

So I'll write a song about it

I won't say it to your face

So I'll write a song about it

I love you like a sister

I love you like a sister

I mean come on

We've been friends this long

I love you like a sister

So I watch you like a hawk

Sorry but I just can't help it

So when you talk about him

And tell me the things that he tells you

And the stuff he pulls off

The red flags are a poppin'

The alarms are a ringin'

I can't say I'm his number one fan

You call me to rant and it's totally fine

We've both seen each other's ugly cry

It's none of my business but it kinda is

'Cause you talk to me about it all the time

And I understand that you love him and I respect that

But I kinda want to punch him in the balls

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP

We'll throw a big party

I'll buy the balloons and the booze

There'll be a buffet of Kleenex

We'll be ready for the grand ol' cryfest

Oh ice cream Nutella and chips

You name it I got it

But until that day comes

I'll listen and wait patiently

And tell myself

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP

Wow wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP

Wow wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP

Wow wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP ASAP