My Fantastic Plastic Girl

My Fantastic Plastic Girl - 保羅·法萊爾

I haven't slept at all

Since I saw you at the mall

With just one steely glance I was seduced

Now the girl that I adore

Stands on Macy's 2nd floor

Inbetween petites and women's shoes

On your tiny platform stage

With your skin of Band-Aid beige

You silently inhabit my whole world

In the same pose every day

You have stole my heart away

You're my fantastic plastic girl

Your lovely arms and legs

All attached by metal pegs

Their loose embrace just me love you even more so

We would be the perfect match

If I could just get you detached

From the steel support rod bolted to your torso

My little darlin'

I know we'll rise above

Those who would condemn our love

Resisting all their efforts to examine it

Ah but if they only knew

The loving heart that beats in you

(Notwithstanding that you are inanimate)

I'd swim the Atlantic and roam the seas

To bring my mannequin home to me

And until you snap in half you'll rock my world

I'll never tire of your beauty

Or your smokin' hot fiberglass booty

You're my fantastic plastic girl

You could be a bit more sex-able

If you were just a bit more flexible

You're my fantastic plastic girl

Your worth as a mate is debatable

But at least you're not inflatable

You're my fantastic plastic girl