Cell Block Tango (Glee Cast Version)

Cell Block Tango (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast

And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail

Uh uh ) 'The Cell Block Tango'

Pop

Six

Squish

Cicero

Uh uh

Cicero

Lipschitz

Pop

Six

He had it coming he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop

Six

Pop

Six

Squish

You know how people have these little habits

That get you down

Like Bernie Bernie He likes to chew gum no not chew Pop

So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a lil' bit of sympathy

And there's Bernie layin' on the couch drinkin' a beer and chewin'

No not chewin' poppin'

So I said to him I said

"You pop that gum one more time " and he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots into his head

He had it coming he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there if you'd have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago

And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away

So we started living together

He'd go to work he'd come home I'd fix him a drink and we'd have dinner

And then I found out

Single he told me

Single my butt

Not only was he married oh no he had six wives

One of those Mormons you know

So that night when he came home from work

I fixed him his drink as usual

You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic

He had it coming (Pop Six Squish )

He had it coming (Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz )

He took a flower (Pop Six Squish ) in its prime (Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz )

And then he used it (Pop ) and he abused it (Six )

It was a murder (Squish ) but not a crime (Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz )

Now I'm standing in the kitchen

Carvin' up the chicken for dinner mindin' my own business

And in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage

"You been doin' the milkman "

He says he was crazy and he kept on screamin'

"You been doin' the milkman "

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

The dirty bum bum bum bum bum

The dirty bum bum bum bum bum

They had it comin' they had it comin'

They had it comin' they had it comin'

They had it comin' they had it comin' all along all along

'Cause if they used us and they abused us

How could they tell us that we were wrong

Could you tell us that we were wrong