Teddy The Dink

Teddy The Dink - Martha

Got a job in a bank sittin' at a desk

Smirkin' at him all the intellects go by

"Little bank boy on the make"

They laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Can't they see

He'll never be what

They wanted hie to be

Week nights home

Alone bachelor pad

Tryin' to make the station break on T V

Strappin' dudes in jockey

Shorts with six-foot frames

Tryin' to sell him

Cologne at a new low price

Can't they see

He'll never be what

They wanted him to be

He's teddy the dink

Livin' on the brink

Money in his pocket

He'll buy you a drink

He's got his little woman

But she cannot see

He'll never be what

She wanted him to be

Teddy the dink

Teddy the dink

Headin' out on friday

Night to dance a while

Wearin' spiff shoes

And a leisure suit

Tryin' to get the courage

To ask this chick to dance

She sees he's on the make

And looks the other way

Can't she see

He'll never be what

She wanted him to be

He's Teddy the Dink

Livin' on the brink

Money in his pocket

He'll buy you a drink

He's got his little woman

But she cannot see

He'll never be what she wanted him to be

Teddy the Dink

Teddy the Dink