I'm Immortal

Out for a spell

I was slated

I'd lost a yard

I was hated

I dug a rug out in the dugout

Lazing

I joined in the turnout

That's no life at all

Out for a spell

Got neglected

Lay on the bench unselected

Laughing

I joined in the squabbles

Over the hill

I'm immortal

And that's no life at all

I'm immortal and that's not life at all

I took a kick in the confidence

Down in the tackle I hurt

I took a shine to your big size tens

Now all around the subject I skirt

Gingerly

Gingerly

And that's no life at all

I just went out for a spell

I just went out for a smoke

I took a dive I was a sub

I thought my number was up

But I'm immortal

And that's not life at all

Speaking of tongues

Baby

I'm immortal