Left Brain, Right Brain (Explicit)

Left Brain, Right Brain (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

Composed by：Bo Burnham

Hello patient 24602

I'm sorry- Hello how are-

How are you feeling

Um not great

Has the treatment been working

Uh I don't think so no

What are your remaining symptoms

I just-

I internalize my feelings a lot

I have trouble articulating how

I'm feeling to other people

I feel like I just-

So basically you're still a little b***h

Yes very mature of you

Disembodied voice way up there

I was just joking n***a

All right you're not safe

In Wisconsin you might f**k with that s**t

I'm not human I can say whatever I want

Okay just let's get to the point

What's wrong with me please Please

Your emotions and your logic are at war

OK

Your creativity and your analysis are at war

And most simply

Your left and right brain are at war

My left and my-

To fix the problem we must

Separate them from each other

Sep-

Splitting your neurological functions

In 5 4

(Can we book an appointment or something )

3

You just don't start counting

Down to major medical procedures

2 1

This may hurt a bit

(I don't even know what 'it' is)

0

(Just tell me what you're-)

Isolation complete

This is Bo's left brain objective

Logical cold analytical

Aware of patterns aware of trends

He's efficient and a prick

This is Bo's right brain subjective

Creative sensory

Aware of feelings aware of people

He's emotional and an idiot

(That's your opinion-just careful with opinions)

Okay boys play nice

I am the left brain I am the left brain

I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain

You got a job you better do it right

In the right way is with the left brains might

I like oreos and p***y yah

(yes in that order)

And I cried for at least an hour

After watching Toy Story 3 (Woody )

Cause I am the right brain

I have feelings

I'm a little all over the place

But I'm lustful and trustful

And I'm looking for somebody to love

Or put my p***s in

Here comes a female here comes a female

Puff your chest

I'll take your phone out

And check your email

Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate

So gather data now and see

If she's a possible mate

Holy f**k I think she might be the one

There's something about her

I just can't describe it

Tits

I am the earth she is the glorious sun

I want her to trust me and

I just want her to- how do i

Say this- sit on my face

(Sit Sit on my face )

Alright now right brain you're being insane

No left brain I'm just being alive

You should try it you might like it

I worked hard to give him everything

He cared about

You were worried about the things

That he was scared about

I'm calm and collected when you act wild

I am the adult you are child

You think you're the right one every time

You think you know everything

But you don't know anything at all

Half of his problems were supposed to be mine

But you wanted everything

I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not

Well according to my calculations

I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again

You're a giant p***y

Really name calling Really

You're gonna just do name calling

I'm name calling names alright

I'm just stating facts alright

The fact is you're a quivering p***y

I'm the p***y Really Well at least

I don't play with toys still

Rubik's cubes are not toys alright

They keep my spacial rethink skills

Sharp

Left brain plays with toys Haha f**king

Look at you Mr you're a toy player

Well at least I did my f**king job

All right I kept him working

I kept him productive

You were supposed to look after him

You were supposed to keep him emotionally

Stable for all this

Now you're trying to blame me

For how he's feeling how he's feeling

If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him

You did this to him he hates you

I know he does he f**king hates you

Right brain look I'm sorry okay

No you're not

Look maybe there's something

We could do together

Together

Take the best parts of both of us

And put them together

I'm listening

It would let you let your feelings out

It would let me analyze

So you could man the themes

I'll man the form

It's something that George Carlin did

It's something Steve Martin did

It's something special

That we could both perform

Do you know what it is

Juggling we could juggle

And juggle our cares away

It was comedy you

We could do comedy together

(Initiate reassembly)

All right right brain

We're gonna do comedy together

We gotta do comedy together

All right left brain

I'll do comedy with you

Look we can fix him like this-

We can make him happy again

I promise all right

5

Left brain

4

Left brain

I love you

3

(2)

I know

(1 Experimentation complete)

Thank you for much