Tell Me What I Did

Tell Me What I Did - Ben Folds

My nose was hurting

And I was shouting something

We were two kids

And I was fat and grumpy

Pushed you down some stairs

I said "your mom smelled like old underwear"

And then you split my lip

Will you tell me what I did

Tell me what I did

(ohh ohh ohh)

Tell me what I did

(ohh ohh ohh)

Shelly was pretty

She studied Algebra

She made some cookies

For the whole math class

She would talk to me

Even though I was a bully

I always knew she'd be somebody

Now she's the editor-and-cheif

Of a free magizene

(ohh ohh ohh)

Tell me what I did

(ohh ohh ohh)

Tell me

(ahh ah ahh)

(ahh ah ahh)

The kids formed a circle

Just like enter the dragon

I was defending myself

From snowballs coming at me

I said I'll come back then

And get you one on one

Oh yay we're no longer friends

Cause they started to run

Screaming tell me what I did

Tears in my eyes

Tell me what I did

Tell me what I did

Tell me what I did

(ohh ohhh ohh)

Tell me what I did

(ohh ohh ohh)

Tell me what I did

(ohh ohh ohh)

Tell me what I did

Tell me what I did

(ohh ohh ohh)

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