The Do Wop (Album Version)

Artist：ll cool j

Songs Title：the do wop

Album by: Bigger & Deffer

Artist by: LL Cool J

And as you all know I am hard as hell

Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn

Hit my remote control turn my stereo on

Then I reached for a brush since I don't use a pick

And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix

Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakes

As I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaks

Wit hardcore heavyweight b-boy blast

Not soft hardcore kut kreators fast

Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot

So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot

Jumped out dried off put on the devon cologne

Then I called up earl on the telephone

He said there was a jam that we could do later on

Ten gs plus a limo for one short song

So I said yeah I was wit it hung up and got geared

Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard

Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunes

As I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon

12 oclock came left the door cracked

The freak walked in a mink on her back

Put her coat on the rack threw my sessmo（ ） on

Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm we drank

Round hill cabernet sauvignon she said l l

When you gonna let me taste your tongue

Her skin got pale I wham-bammed the tail

Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail

She left earl came over and we went outside

Jumped in the b m ta bust a joyride

Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheels

I'm not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal

The girlies want sex da fellas try ta flex

But those who flex end up wit broke necks

Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -

Said its l baby I ain't down wit sheik

Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more

Then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door

People think I do crimes

But they don't know I'm just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes -

Stop smilin you think all of the time

But he don't know my names on his wifes behind

Ll has iced all the washed up slobs

Vigilante of rap so the hell wit the mob

Don't run from the cops makin suckas chop

And I'm only eighteen makin mo than yo pops

Tormentor of toys and boy scout boys

And I dare any critic to call it noize

Peeked at the clock it said 6:03

Said later to kreator and broke out wit e

Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shake

Thinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon make

Finished up the snack jumped up out my seat

Then hit the table and he made up a beat

Kicked a few rhymes stepped out the door

Said tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more

Jumped in my ride I took a peek at the time

It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9

Ll cool j would soon stand at a jam

With thousands of people screamin touch my hand

But since I had a hour plus a half attached

I was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match

Her name was renee her face was ok

But she had the kind a body that made j wanna play

I said no need to rehearse then I made my approach

Said you got a good team girl but ya need a new coach

Said my names ll cool if I may introduce

But I'm not here for conversation I'm here ta seduce

Wanna mix it up baby wanna feel ya grind

Cause it ain't fifth grade and these ain't nursery rhymes

Now I know you heard hardcore

Check out the real ll behind closed doors

Tell your buddies you're busy tell your boyfriend beat it

Put up the silk dress cuz ya ain't gonna need it

Unplug the clock do away with the light

After five minutes or more ya here me say thats right

Your body is bad I heard you got a caddy

When we make love you can call me daddy

I'm ll cool j say hey renee

I'm not a toy boy but I still wanna play

Promise you I'm not wack when I'm in the sack

After that Ill leave ya starvin for me to come back

But in the meantime what ya did just now

The next time I see ya I'm goin ta town

Stepped away from da freak it was a quarter to 9

When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line

Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage

If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage

I rip stomp and crush heavy metal bands rust

Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust

Walked in the dressin room and then I heard four knocks

They said ll your runnin late and its time ta rock

Told kut kreator what the order would be

Then I said lord have mercy an slapped hands wit e

Went on stage I heard the girlies scream

And at that very moment I woke up from the dream rrraaah