The Ninjas

I woke up this morning

And everything was different

Something was strange in the air

I woke up this morning

And everything was different

I knew that the ninjas had been there

I looked all around my bedroom

Underneath the dresser

The Behind bed

But nothing could be found

There was nothing left behind them

Nowhere that I could find them

No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground

The ninjas are deadly and silent

They're also unspeakably violent

They speak Japanese

They do whatever they please

And sometimes they vacation in Ireland

The ninjas are deadly and silent

They're also unspeakably violent

They speak Japanese

They do whatever they please

And if you tear off their masks

They'll be smiling