Christmas Party Song

Christmas Party Song - Bob Rivers

It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble

Got too drunk at the company affair

Sat on the copier wore no apparel

Did it on a dare

Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger

Pinched his butt poured beer in his toupee

Till someone said "You don't know the danger "

"The boss's friend is gay"

More beer for you and for me

And stories for us to share

No fear I jumped on a desk

And danced while everyone stared

I didn't even know I put on a show

Till next morning take a look at that

It's faxed to one and all

Merry Christmas to one and all

It's Christmas time at the office party

We'll get drunk and do annoying things

I grabbed the boss's wife by the ass

And had myself a fling

We'll goose a friend and tell off a manager

Piss him off and send him on his way

And have a toast to laugh at his anger

Pink slips on the way

"You're fired "

More beer for you and for me

And stories for us to share

No fear I'm happy to table dance

On cubicle square

She didn't even know she put on a show

Until the next morning take a look at that

It's posted on the internet

Merry Christmas to one and all

"You're fired Oh and uh Merry Christmas "