Errant Dog

Have you seen that dog

I've got to get him back

I had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out

He's probably running loose with the b**ches

And when I catch him

I'll give him some stitches

Oh I love him so much

Aw that stupid b**ch is mine

Errant dog

Errant dog

They're talking down at the spa

Now the word is out

Goddamn I look like a Jew

When he goes running around

I'm gonna take him on court TV

And show the world what he's done to me

Oh I'll drag his a** back home back

Where his a** belongs

Errant dog

Errant dog

He's my everything he means the world to me

He's my hopes and dreams tangible property

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his sh*t

If I could I would become a lesbian

I know I said dead

Or alive but really dead is fine

Just bring him here yeah

Errant dog

Errant dog

Errant dog