It's Hard To Be Cool (In A Minivan)

It's Hard To Be Cool (In A Minivan) - The Oak Ridge Boys

Sitting at a red light

Down around Sunset

Girl pulled up beside me

In a candy-apple red Corvette

She pulled down her shades gave me a wink

Gave her a little smile back

Then she laughed as she hit the gas

I remembered where I was at

(CHORUS:)

'Cause it's hard to be cool when you're behind the

Wheel

Of an eight-passenger automobile

In a big bubble cruisin' down the street

With-a Barney blarin' and a baby seat

Hey it can be done but I'm tellin' you man

It's hard to be cool in a minivan

I used to have a souped-up hotrod

Man I spared no costs

Two-eighty four four-on-the-floor

Headers and dual-exhaust

About the time the family came

Well that's the first thing that went

The preacher said For better or worse

Now I know just what he meant

(CHORUS:)

'Cause it's hard to be cool when you're behind the

Wheel

Of an eight-passenger automobile

In a big bubble cruisin' down the street

With-a Barney blarin' and a baby seat

Hey it can be done but I'm tellin' you man

It's hard to be cool in a minivan

Now I wouldn't change my life a bit

I'm a lucky man I know

Just wish my wife and kids could fit

In a '67 GTO Ho-ho-ho

(CHORUS:)

'Cause it's hard to be cool when you're behind the

Wheel

Of an eight-passenger automobile

In a big bubble cruisin' down the street

With-a Barney blarin' and a baby seat

Hey it can be done but I'm tellin' you man

It's hard to be cool in a minivan

Come on boys can I hear an Amen

It's hard to be cool in a minivan

I'm tryin' to be cool

You kids keep it down back there

Don't make me pull this thing over

I mean it

Honey I am not lost I am NOT lost

I promise you I know where I'm goin'