Hayfever

Hello

I'm Harry

I've had women

I've had germs

They're eerie

Wild and wailing

And seductive in small doses

Only one way

Only one way

Why can't we take a couple of tablets

Hello

I'm Harry

Did you receive the letter sent

The check enclosed

The negatives

Well here's some headlines

Current and sensible

Moscow's in Ayrshire

What's the problem

Should I throw my tammy in the ring

And run for president

Oh

It's farmed out

Oh

I'm penned in

Oh

I'm left to no doubt

I'm happy alone

I'm happy alone

The chocolate's watching

The cuckoos are clocking me

They leave me alone in my sulk

Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot

It gets larger

As she gets nearer

There's only one way

Only one way

There's only one way

Only one way

There's only one way

Only one way

There's only one way

Only one way

There's only one way

Only one way

There's only one way

Only one way

There's only one way

Only one way

There's only one way

The rest is just

Chemistry