Merry Swiftmas (Even Though I Celebrate Chanukah)

- Evan Taubenfeld

Dear Santa I don't know if you're listening

But I've been pretty good this year

And I don't know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah

But I hope you get my wish

Hey what do ya know it's time for Christmas

And I've been acting good all year

I never have been all that superstitious

But that don't mean I hate reindeer

So Santa I don't know if you're listening

I'm not quite sure how this works

I wanna good girl for hugging and kissing

Not a headcase who only dates jerks

I don't need more toys and shiny things

I just want a blonde who likes to sing

So don't put a bow on a box

There's no need to send Megan Fox

I don't need big mansion

So lets nix Scarlett Johansson

They'll be teardrops on my guitar

If I end up with Amy Smart

So Santa for my gift please send me Taylor Swift

So Santa when you come down the chimney

You can skip right past the kitchen

I know you're sick of all of the cookies

So got you Fearless Platinum Edition

And no one will mess with her when she's mine

And Kanye will watch his mouth next time

So I'm gonna have to refuse

If in comes Penelope Cruz

If she is a bad girl sending her back

Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack (just like crack)

I'd rather have Jason Mraz (I'm yours)

Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz

So Santa for my gift please send me Taylor Swift

I know her and I are gonna fit

Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it

I'd rather be hanging alone

Than making out with Emma Stone

Yeah I'd rather get a subpoena

Than kick it with Angelina

And yeah I'll probably she'd a few tears

If you mess up and send Britney Spears

So Santa for my gift please send me Taylor Swift