Vanilla Sex

Vanilla Sex - NOFX

Don't ever take away from me my pornography

Obviously we don't agree on that I can't sing

I have the right to choose what I want to see and read

Don't even try and take away from me my right to privacy

Because what I do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position

I hope that you get bored to death

There's no way I'm going through life having vanilla sex

The government's trying to get in your bedroom

You better lock your door and close your shades

Because there could be someone watching you today

Why do you try and make things illegal

Why do we have to be twenty-one

So afraid people are having too much fun

Why do you care what I do in my bedroom

Why do you gotta know how I screw

It seems to me you've got nothing better to do