If a Man Answers

If A Man Answers - Bobby Darin/The Vernons Girls

If a man answers your phone when I call

Oh there's gonna be some screaming that ain't all

Cause if I'm here calling you

Then who's the who I'm talking to

Why any fool could see

That for sure it ain't me

So if a man answers your phone then honey we're through

Now everything between us used to be fine

Till I became a third party

When there ain't no party line

You-hear-me-talking

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again

Oh and there better be a soprano on the other end

Cause if the voice is baritone

When you told me you'd be home alone

Well then I'm wasting my time

Not to mention my dime

So if a man answers your phone then honey I'm gone

Now everything between us used to be fine

Till I became a third party

When there ain't no party lin

You-hear-me-talking

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again

Oh and there better be a soprano on the other end

Cause if the voice is baritone

When you told me you'd be home alone

Well then I'm wasting my time

Not to mention my dime

So if a man answers your phone then honey I'm gone