Dream Date Of The 90's

Dream Date Of The 90's - Day Glo Abortions

In the 70's I used to hang around in bars

I'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars

I'd let them take me back to their place

Where I'd suck and f** k and f** k and suck and sit on their face

Now I stay at home

I have sex over the phone

And I have what it takes to masturbate

Then I got knocked up in the 80's

So I went to a clinic for ladies

The doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt

The he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he

I killed that little runt

Now I stay at home

I have sex over the phone

I know what it takes to masturbate

Now I'm living in the 90's

Aids killed all the junkies and the gays

But I'm still here cause I was my needles out with bleach

And I never went to one of those roman f** king bathes

Now I stay at home

I have sex over the phone

And I know what it takes to masturbate

Oh eeh ooo awe

Oh eeh ooo awe

Oh eeh ooo awe

Dream date of the 90's

It's not an end