Lydia, The Tattooed Lady

Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Bing Crosby (平克·勞斯)/Groucho Marx

Oh Lydia oh Lydia

Say have you met Lydia

Lydia the tattooed lady

She has eyes that manna adore so

And a torso even more so

Lydia oh Lydia that "Encyclopedia"

Oh Lydia the Queen of

On her back is the Battle of Waterloo

Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too

And proudly above the waves

The Red White and Blue

You can learn a lot from Lydia

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She can give you a view of the world

In tattoo if you step up and tell her where

For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree

Or Washington crossing the Delaware

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Oh Lydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia

Oh Lydia the tattooed lady

When her muscles start relaxin'

Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

Lydia oh Lydia that "Encyclopedia"

Oh Lydia the champ of them all

For two bits she will do a Mazurka in Jazz

With a view of Niag'ra that no body has

And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz

You can learn a lot from Lydia

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Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso

Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso

Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon

And Godiva but with her pajamas on

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Oh Lydia oh Lydia oh have you met Lydia

Lydia the champ to Lady

Oh Lydia the queen of them all

She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet

The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat

And now only voice can commend the play

For they once to marry lydia

I said lydia

We said lydia

I said lydia

We said lydia

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