I Am Not a Rockstar

I Am Not a Rockstar - Broadway

I straight ironed my hair

Took me about 10 minutes

To get my tight pants on

Are you looking for the old me

Cause that loser's long gone

I sprayed some bad a** tats on my chest piece

These kids I used to know

They may know me

But I sold all my friends to the devil

For a brand new double kick pedal

Sorry I only talk to chicks that are underage

So call me up and if you're still

Cute I just might take you backstage

I am a rockstar according to me

So bite your loose tongue

I am a rockstar why can't you see

Stop trying to ruin my fun

Well I need some fans

Not some popular girlfriend

I still beg for news from the girls I met

On my last tour I tell them

I'm masquerading and faking

I'm waiting for my big

Break to come some day

But who cares cause I'm still a rockstar

But who cares cause I'm still a rockstar

I am a rockstar according to me

So bite your loose tongue

I am a rockstar why can't you see

Stop trying to ruin my fun

So what if I am alone

And I don't have any friends

I'm better off this way

I still have Myspace fans that

Will love me no matter what I do or say

Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar

Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar

Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar

Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar

I am a rockstar according to me

So bite your loose tongue

I am a rockstar why can't you see

Stop trying to ruin my fun