If I Had a Dog

If I Had a Dog - Frankie Cosmos

If I had a dog

I'd take a picture every day

Am I still so sad

Is that pretty lame

Everybody says

Your decisions are okay

But here's a better idea

And a comment about my brain

If I had a dog

I'd draw a picture every day

Am I still so mad

I guess that's pretty lame

Everybody says

The first one's just a game

You'll find a better one

And a comment about my body