I Don't Want to Be Nice

I Don't Want to Be Nice - The Scribblers

The fast fingers the expert eyes

And the same old how'd you do

Disgust is just his dumb disguise

He wants a word with you

His problems are the end

His mouth needs exercise

The last thing I need is another friend

I don't want to be nice

I don't want to be nice

I think it's clever to swear

Better seek some sound advice

Better look elsewhere

Your face is an obvious case

You shouldn't put it about

This is neither the time another place

To sort these matters out

What you see is what you get

You only live twice

A friend in need is a friend in debt

I don't want to be nice

No we never met before

I'm very happy to say

Far from perfect strangers

I'd like to keep it that way

I'm not your psychoanalyst

I'd rather talk to mice

You're so easy to resist

I don't want to be nice

I don't want to be nice

I think it's clever to swear

Better seek some sound advice

Better look elsewhere

Your face is an obvious case

You wouldn't put it about

This is neither the time or place

To sort these matters out

What you see is what you get

You only live twice

A friend in need is a friend in debt

I don't want to be nice