If A Girl Isn't Pretty (From “Funny Girl” Original London Cast Recording)

If a girl is a pretty like a miss atlantic city

All she gets in life is pity and a pact

Is a nose with didiation such a crime against the nation

Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat

She must shining every detail like a ring your firing retail

Be a standard size that fits a standard dress

When a girl incidentals I know bigger than two man toos

Than to me it doesn't spell success

And five six seven eight

If a girl isn't pretty like a miss atlantic city

She should done to station try another route

Any guy who pays a quarter

For a see just fills the order

See I figured that his wife can't substitute

If a girl ain't affection better take a but election

Every girl must be a dazzer and abute

You've got very nice deportment but when they see

That a assortment from the gallery they'll be throwing fruit

If a girl isn't pretty if a girl isn't pretty

If a girl isn't pretty if a girl isn't pretty

If a girl isn't pretty

She should get a job go get a job

Get any job get a weekly pay

'Cause if the girl isn't pretty like a miss atlantic city

She's a real miss nobody usa