Thank God It's Monday

Monday is my favorite time of year

I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays

Cause they feel like Saturdays

When you don't gotta go to work

Every day is a holiday

I wake up when I want to

I do anything I wanna do

Can't wait for Tuesday

I really never liked Fridays (I don't)

I can't do what I wanna do (Like to)

Sold out at the movies (Go out)

Can't eat at the restaurants (Weekends)

Everybody want a good time

But the bar's full of cigarette smoke

I think I'll stay home

I think I'll wait for Monday

I live a 5 day weekend

I gotta year long holiday

Thank God it's Monday

The only place that I gotta go be

Is at the show or on the first tee

Thank God for irony

Nevermind the aggravation modulation

Gimme another key

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday)

Cause the're kinda like Christmas (New Years)

Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday)

Are a little like Hanukkah (Every day is good)

Thursday's Thanksgiving

I'm talking about good living

I'll think I give thanks

Thank God it's Monday

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