Dirt Dishin' Daisy

Dirt Dishin' Daisy - The Mills Brothers

I know of a scandal monger

A lowdown evil skirt

They call her Dirt Dishin' Daisy

Boy how she can dish that dirt

She works down in Joe's Lunch Room

She waits on tables there

And while she diashes that hash out

She dishes dirt for fair

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Now when you come in for pork chops

Or oysters that are fried

You're gonna get more than pork chops

You'll get some dirt besides

She pans your next door neighbour

And make you think it's true

And when your neighbour comes in there

She comes in pannin' you

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They left Dirt Dishin' Daisy

Stretched out there on the floor

The dishes all around her

She won't deal dirt no more

The moral of this story

Only this my friend

If you dish dirt while you're livin'

They'll dish dirt on you in the end

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