KJ Five Two

KJ Five Two - KJ-52

Written by：Michael Ripoll/Todd Collins/Jonah Sorrentino

Ladies an' gentlemen now put your hands together for KJ fifty two

Uh actually it's 52

Oh I'm sorry I meant KJ90210

No it's KJ52

Oh excuse me excuse me KJ U571

No your not hearin' me it's 52

Oh I mean KJ ak47

Man just pay attention man listen listen

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ five two

Brown hair eyes of blue

20 lbs clocking in at six foot two

You can catch me watching veggie tales sipping mountain dew

Spending too much money at the mall and gadzooks

Now I'm rolling through mcdonald's I'm getting a number two

But I know they gonna act rude and mess up my food

Here's your cheeseburger and plus your coke too

Ha ha thanks a lot but where's my fries at fool

I tried to grow a mullet way back in high school

I was like now everybody gonna think that I'm cool

And the girls are gonna say you're cuter than tom cruise

But instead they laugh at me like the sponge bob dude

Looking back I don't know just how I made it through

But you live and learn that just what you go through

Cause nowadays kids be like KJ rocks dude

My name is KJ everybody stay tuned AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ five two

Now ya'll be messing up my name

It's not fifty two it don't stand for king James

I waited too long now so let me explain

John 6 9 let me break it down plain

Five loaves two fishes is what the boy gave

So I took what I had and I just did the same

Put it all in his hands and I just walked away

I said lord it's all yours you can have the whole thing

I know what I bring it might sound a little strange

But I'm not in it just for this money or the fame

Feel just the same ain't nothing ever changed

I still drive a mini van and nah I ain't ashamed

Sipping Lipton iced tea dipping switching lanes

Like an insane soccer mom about to hit the game

Yelling at the lame drivers saying get out of the way

My name is KJ y'all know the name AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ five two

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ AKA KJ five two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

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