Doin' What Comes Naturally (Remastered)

Doin' What Comes Naturally (Remaster) - Ethel Merman

Folks are dumb where I come from

They ain't had any learning

Still they're happy as can be

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

Folks like us could never fuss

With schools and books and learning

Still we've gone from a to z

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

You don't have to know how to read or write

When you're out with a feller in the pale moonlight

You don't have to look in a book to find out

What he thinks of the moon and what is on his mind

That comes naturally

That comes naturally

My uncle out in texas can't even write his name

He signs his checks with x's

But they cash them just the same

If you saw my pa and ma

You'd know they had no learning

Still they've raised a family

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

Uncle jack has never read an almanac on drinking

Still he's always on the spree

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

Sister sal who's musical has never had a lesson

Still she's learned to sing off key

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

You don't have to go a private school

Not to pick up a penny near a stubborn mule

You don't have to have a professor's dome

Not to go for the honey

When the bee's that home

That comes naturally

That comes naturally

My tiny baby brother

Who's never read a book

Knows one sex from the other

All he had to do was look

Grandpa bill is on the hill

With someone he just married

There he is at ninety three

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

Sister lou ain't got a sou

Although she goes out shopping

She gets all her stockings free

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

Cousin nell can't add or spell

But she left school with honors

She got every known degree

For Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally

You don't have to come from a great big town

Not to clean out a stable in an evening gown

You don't have to mix with the vanderbilts

Not to take off your panties

When you're wearing kilts

That comes naturally

That comes naturally

My mother's cousin carrie

Won't ever change her name

She doesn't want to marry

And her children feel the same

Sister rose has lots of beaus

Although we have no parlor

She does fine behind a tree

Doing what comes naturally

Doing what comes naturally