The Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha ha ha Ho ho ho

And a couple of tra la las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Bzz bzz bzz Chirp chirp chirp

And a couple of La di das

That's how the crickets crick all day

In the Merry Old Land of Oz

We get up at twelve and start to work at one

Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done

Jolly good fun

Ha ha ha Ho ho ho

And a couple of tra la las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha ha ha ho ho ho

And a couple of tra la las

That's how we laugh the day away

With a ho ho ho ha ha ha

In the merry old land of Oz

Pat pat here

Pat pat there

And a couple of brand new straws

That's how we keep you young and fair

In the merry old land of Oz

Rub rub here

Rub rub there

Whether you're tin or brass

That's how we keep you in repair

In the merry old land of Oz

We can make a dimple smile out of a frown

Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown Uh-huh

Jolly old town

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We give the roughest claws

That certain air of savoir faire

In the merry old land of Oz

Ha ha ha

Ho ho ho

Ho ho ho ho ho

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we laugh the day away

With a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

In the merry old land of Oz