If I Get Locked Up (Funkmaster Flex & Big Kap Feat. Eminem and Dr. Dre) (Album Version|Edited)

If I Get Locked Up (Funkmaster Flex & Big Kap Feat. Eminem and Dr. Dre) (Album Version|Edited) - Funkmaster Flex/Big Kap/Eminem/Dr. Dre

Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Dana Stinson

Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Dana Stinson

Produced by：Rockwilder

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It's rolling

Yea yeah yeah Dr. Dre up in here y'all know what this is

It's what y'all been waiting for Funk Master Flex Big Kap

Def Jam records giving it to you baby

Yo Eminem show these motherfuckers what time it is baby

I used to be a lonely man only mad

Until I got a million dollars shit

Now if I only had some fucking hair I'd pull it faster than a bullet

Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it

I'm trying to grow it back again it was an accident

I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam

I hate the straight jacket it ain't latching they can't lock it

So they stapled my hand to my pant's pockets

The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it

Before me and just kept throwing they fucking self at it

My head is aching I'm dedicated to medication

But this med is taking to long to bring me this sedation

Anyway I got down with Dre

What up?

The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray

Running up and down the street screaming fuck the police

When you still had your mother's fucking nipple stuck in your teeth

You fucking baby

Became a role model after Colorado

Now all they do is follow me around and holla bravo

Hell yeah I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public

Suck my dick bitch

I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't

'Cause you'll probably want to stand in his place

So put a sock in it with your fake-ass Tupac image

You faggots ain't tough you just get drunk and become talkative

Want to fight?

I'm probably the awkwardest alcoholic talking

Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket

So when you see me on your block stumbling mumbling

A bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does

I ain't buzzed I'm just high on life

So why on earth would I need drugs when I'm flying on kites?

Motherfucker Slim Shady

Dr. Dre

I'm drunk pass the tec

'Cause if I get locked up tonight

Then I might not come home tonight

Keep it moving

Off and on Eminem is on

Off and on Dr. Dre is on

'Cause if I get locked up tonight

Then I might not come home tonight

Keep it moving

Off and on Eminem is on

Off and on Dr. Dre is on

The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire

I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron

Ahh

Psych I'm just joking for Christ's sake

Don't get so bent out of shape

'Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends

Some people just don't get it but I won't let it upset me

'Cause they don't know better

They don't know what the fuck it's like to be so fed up

And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up

My mind's got a mind of it's own sometimes I can't find it at home

It hides in the stove

Hello where you at?

Shit talk about your brain being baked

My shit's still in the oven on 480 De-Grades

Hailey Jade daddy loves you baby

Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter fuck you lady

You critics want to criticize but couldn't visualize

Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes

The neighborhood that I grew up in you could die for nothing

And Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb shit

I'll have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth

And shove his head in a fan blade

Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say

Or change 'cause of the age range in my fanbase

Like I give a fuck who's buying this shit

Quit fucking buying it I'm tired bitch I'm dying to quit

Hip Hop is universal now it's all commercial now

It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now

But now the white kids like it so they tell me I can buy it

But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent

Either that or booed that's why I keep an attitude

And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon

I'm sick of being judged fuck it let me see a judge

I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old

'Cause if I get locked up tonight

Then I might not come home tonight

Keep it moving

Off and on Eminem is on

Off and on Dr. Dre is on

Yo fuck that turn that shit off

Let's get the fuck out of here

You know how we do