Celebrity

Celebrity - The Hit Crew

Someday I'm gonna be famous

Do I have talent Well no

These days you don't really need it

Thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel

Can't wait to sue my Dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari

On my way to rehab

Cause when you're a celebrity it's adios reality

You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool just cause you're on TV

I can throw a major fit

When my Martini isn't just how I like it

When they say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the pain

And the pressures that go with bein' a celebrity

Ah ha

I'll get to cy to Barbara Walters

When things don't go my way

An' I'll get community service

No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids

They'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down

The more my price goes up

When you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool just cause you're on TV

I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say: "It's just so tough bein' a celebrity "

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be real world hatchling

Jackass millionaires

Hey hey Hollywood here we come

When you're a celebrity it's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool just cause you're on TV

Bein' a celebrity

Yeah bein' a celebrity

Ah ha

Aw where's my coffee