Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn?

Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn? - Evelyn Evelyn

Have you seen my sister evelyn

Dang she's gone and wandered off again

I've been lookin' high and low

Where oh where'd my sister go

She's been known to spend some time

With a sailor friend of mine

I called him up and what'd he say

I ain't seen that girl today

So if you see my sister evelyn

Tell that girl to hurry home again

Where oh where'd my sister evelyn go

Is she with the doctor or the plumber

Or the dentist or the handyman

Did she go to india or africa

Or wichita or pakistan

Did she go and join the navy

Or go completely crazy

Or is she playin' a trick on me

Did she run off with the farmer the professor

Or the banker or the clergyman

Is it possible that she could be in timbuktu or katmandu

Or vegas or uzbekistan

Is she learning how to do do

The chattanuga chu chu

Oh golly where could that girl be

Have you seen my sister evelyn

Dang she's gone and wandered off again

I've been lookin' high and low

Where oh where'd my sister go

She's been known to run cocain

With the gal we know from down the lane

I looked her up and what'd she say

I ain't seen that girl in days

So if you see my sister evelyn

Tell that girl to hurry home again

Where oh where'd my sister evelyn go

Is my floozy sister with the doctor or the drummer

Or the dentist or the handyman

Did that hoe bag quit her job and run off with that dickhead mike to

India guantanamo

Or panama or disneyland

Is she studyin' kabala and smokin' m*******a

Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere

So if you see my sister evelyn

Tell that girl to hurry home again

Where oh where

Where oh where

Where oh where

Where oh where

Where oh where'd my sister evelyn go