The Greatest Man In America

The Greatest Man in America - Moxy Fruvous

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Coming from Canada

We love those leaders who pesonify the US way to be

There was JFK and LBJ and WKRP

But of all of these there is not one to rival

He greatest genius of

Them all

He's a megalo with a healthy glow

He's the man called Rush Limbaugh

He's a dose of P T Barnum

With a Mussolini twist

There in the limosine parked on the lawn

He's a goofy Gengis Khan

Not since Jesus Christ has the world seen someone

With such widely sindicated views

Hundreds of years from now

They'll celebrate Rush-mas

And Rush-ashana for the Jews

'Cause he'll pull the plug on femi-nazis

Paranoid minorities and gays

He's a burning bush with a network push

Sure to start a country-wide blaze

He taught me to love and praise Charlton Heston

Oliver North is quite a nice man too

Forget Al and Tipper

Let's bring back the Gipper

And Joe McCarthy too

I was a troubled soul

Consumed by voices advocating special interest

Groups and vice

'Till Rush rushed to my sweet rescue

Now I'll never ever hafta think twice

Never ever hafta think twice

So we'll sign a check for Limbaugh-ism

Restore the moral fundamental core

We'll cut the debt

And start a Tet

Offensive on the poor

It's a blitzkrieg in the making

It's distinctly upper-class (well not everybody )

Yes sir I'll get the door

Roll the carpet on the floor

For a man

For a man

For a man

Such a man

For a man

With his head up his-

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Ask us the name the name of the King - It's Rush