Minimum Wage (LP版)

Minimum Wage (LP版) - Bob Rivers

Welcome to BurgerDoodle

Can I have your order please

Oh yes I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese

And an order of seasoned curly fries

But only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil

Ummm $7 42 at the second window

Drive through please

I work on a deep fryer at a fast food chain

And my employers

Crack the whip and the chains

But what do I get For my pay

A couple dollars is just pocket change

If I save my dough For a month or so

I couldn't buy a can of coke It's a joke

Despite a measly raise

I am starvin' on minimum wage

Despite a measly raise

I am starvin' on minimum wage

I slave every day

But I can't afford a date with a babe

Despite a measly raise

I am starvin' on minimum wage

I can't afford to have no fun

So I'm spitting on your toasted bun

I've made this one especially for you

Yeah I'll hold the pickle for ya pal

How about some special sauce huh

Enjoy the lung butter

There you go sir enjoy your burger