Your Feet's Too Big

Who's that walkin' 'round here

Mercy

Sounds like baby patter

Baby elephant patter

That's what I calls it

Say

Up in harlem

At a table for two

There were four of us

Me

Your big feet and you

From your ankles up

I say you sure are sweet

From there down

There's just too much feet

Yes

Your feet's too big

Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big

Can't use ya 'cause your feet's too big

I really hate ya 'cause your feet's too big

Yeah

Lah dee doo dah

Nah dah nah dah

Where d'ya get 'em

Nah dee ah dah

Your girl

She likes ya

She thinks you're nice

Got what it takes to be in paradise

She said she likes your face

She likes your rig

But

Man

Oh

Man

Them things are too big

Oh

Your feet's too big

Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big

Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big

I hate ya 'cause your feet's too big

My goodness

Gun the gunboats

Shift

Shift

Shift

Oh

Your pedal extremities are colossal

To me you look just like a fossil

You got me walkin'

Talkin' and squawkin'

'Cause your feet's too big

Yeah

Come on and walk that thing

Oh

I never heard o' such walkin'

Mercy

You know your pedal extremities really are obnoxious

One never knows

Do one