Kutcher

Why'd you always try to ****with my head

You mocked my haircut again

So I got some scissors and cut it off

Now I can't go out in public

I look like a suburban monk

I guess I got punked coz

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you Ashton Kutcher

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

You ****with my system again

I'll take your favourite pen

I'll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash

Then when you go out in public

Your fabric will be *******soft

I guess you got punked coz

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you Ashton Kutcher

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

But they're not together anymore

I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star *4